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(S\u00e9rie d\u2019observation hivernale en attendant les migrations festivali\u00e8res. Aujourd\u2019hui : l\u2019homme moite ou comment d\u00e9couvrir la texture humaine sans l\u2019avoir demand\u00e9e)<\/em><\/p>\n

Classification :<\/strong> Homo Glissandus.
\n\u00c9tat physique :<\/strong> instable.
\n\u00c9tat chimique :<\/strong> flou.
\nTaux d\u2019humidit\u00e9 :<\/strong> juridiquement discutable.<\/p>\n

D\u00e9finition<\/h3>\n

Il slame. Il vole. Il luit. Ce n\u2019est pas un simple stage dive. C\u2019est une exp\u00e9rience sensorielle non sollicit\u00e9e. Tu ne sais jamais quelle partie de lui va t\u2019atterrir dessus. Ni dans quel \u00e9tat.<\/p>\n

Description morphologique<\/h3>\n

– surface brillante en permanence, m\u00eame de nuit
\n– t-shirt coll\u00e9 au torse comme un drapeau apr\u00e8s temp\u00eate
\n– cheveux plaqu\u00e9s fa\u00e7on sortie de piscine municipale
\n– une chaussure sur deux
\n– odeur bi\u00e8re ti\u00e8de et camping et humidit\u00e9 m\u00e9di\u00e9vale<\/p>\n

Il ne transpire pas. Il condense.<\/p>\n

Le slameur classique est a\u00e9rien. Rapide. Presque gracieux.
\nLui est un un poulpe catapult\u00e9. Une trajectoire al\u00e9atoire. Texture crime de guerre. Z\u00e9ro gainage. On ne le r\u00e9ceptionne pas. On le subit.<\/p>\n

Effets secondaires en fosse<\/h3>\n

– r\u00e9flexe collectif : \u00ab LE MOUILL\u00c9 ! \u00bb
\n-trois rangs humidifi\u00e9s en un passage
\n-main fant\u00f4me encore moite 72 heures apr\u00e8s<\/p>\n

Il transforme un moment \u00e9pique en crise hydrique.<\/p>\n

Autour de lui, les r\u00e9actions sont unanimes, pleines d\u2019effroi.<\/p>\n

– NON NON PAS LUI\u2026 AAAH !!!!
\n– Il glisse bordel y\u2019a pas de prise
\n– J\u2019ai touch\u00e9 un truc je veux oublier
\n– c\u2019\u00e9tait son dos ? sa joue ? une hanche ?
\n(personne ne veut savoir)<\/p>\n

M\u00e9thode de survie<\/h3>\n

-mains en mode r\u00e9ception colis suspect
\n-pousser vers l\u2019avant (ou vers un ami consentant)
\n-\u00e9viter peau contre peau
\n-oublier mentalement<\/p>\n

Niveau de dangerosit\u00e9<\/h3>\n

Moyen. Il ne parle pas. Il passe, et il laisse derri\u00e8re lui une grande trace de g\u00eane. Et parfois une odeur de chaussette humide dans l\u2019oreille.<\/p>\n

Niveau de perturbation sensorielle :<\/strong> Extr\u00eame.<\/p>\n

Pourquoi il existe ?<\/h3>\n

Parce qu\u2019un festival est un \u00e9cosyst\u00e8me.
\nParce que la fosse est une zone humide.
\nParce qu\u2019il faut toujours un \u00e9l\u00e9ment perturbateur.<\/p>\n

Un concert sans slameur humide, c\u2019est propre. Et on n\u2019est pas venus pour \u00e7a.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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