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Aujourd\u2019hui : une esp\u00e8ce sonore invasive qui prolif\u00e8re \u00e0 proximit\u00e9 imm\u00e9diate de ton oreille gauche.)<\/em><\/p>\n<h3>Classification<\/h3>\n<p>Homo Festivalus Bavardus.<br \/>\nMammif\u00e8re social persuad\u00e9 que le concert est un lieu de discussion.<br \/>\nVolume vocal moyen : 87 dB.<br \/>\nPic relev\u00e9 sur les intros calmes : insupportable.<\/p>\n<h3>Signes distinctifs<\/h3>\n<p>Parle pendant l\u2019intro. Parle pendant le couplet. Parle pendant le solo. Parle pendant les morceaux calmes.<br \/>\nParle aussi entre les morceaux.<br \/>\nCe qui est techniquement compr\u00e9hensible, mais reste inutile.<\/p>\n<h3>Les phrases typiques<\/h3>\n<p>\u00ab Je les avais vus en 2008, c\u2019\u00e9tait mieux. \u00bb<br \/>\n\u00ab L\u00e0 c\u2019est leur troisi\u00e8me album en fait. \u00bb<br \/>\n\u00ab Le bassiste a chang\u00e9 en 2017. \u00bb<br \/>\n\u00ab Attends, je vais te raconter un truc. \u00bb<br \/>\n(Non. On ne veut pas.)<\/p>\n<h3>Sous-esp\u00e8ces connues<\/h3>\n<p><strong>Le Documentaire Humain<\/strong><br \/>\nIl explique le groupe \u00e0 quelqu\u2019un qui ne lui a rien demand\u00e9. Discographie. Contexte. Influences. Pendant ce temps-l\u00e0, le concert a lieu. Sans lui. Sans toi.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Le Nostalgique Professionnel<\/strong><br \/>\nTout \u00e9tait mieux avant : le groupe, la salle, la bi\u00e8re, l\u2019existence. Il commente le pr\u00e9sent comme un vieux match de foot, sans jamais se rendre compte qu\u2019il est devenu le replay.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Le Conteur de Vie<\/strong><br \/>\nIl raconte sa semaine : boulot, ex, chien, d\u00e9m\u00e9nagement. Le concert devient le fond sonore de sa biographie. Personne n\u2019a demand\u00e9 cette saison 3.<\/p>\n<h3>Niveau de nuisance<\/h3>\n<p>Extr\u00eame.<br \/>\nParce que contrairement au pogo ou au type trop large, le mec qui parle ne prend pas de place. Il prend ton oreille. Et il ne la rend pas.<\/p>\n<h3>Techniques de survie<\/h3>\n<p>Regard fixe. Silence glacial. D\u00e9placement lat\u00e9ral discret. Parfois un classique \u00ab Chut \u00bb.<br \/>\nEfficacit\u00e9 variable. Risque de r\u00e9cidive \u00e9lev\u00e9.<\/p>\n<h3>Conclusion<\/h3>\n<p>Dans la fosse, il y a du bruit.<br \/>\nMais il y a une r\u00e8gle tacite : le bruit doit venir de la sc\u00e8ne.<\/p>\n<p>Prochainement : la zone VIP.<br \/>\nDe loin, elle fait r\u00eaver.<br \/>\nDe pr\u00e8s, c\u2019est un purgatoire climatis\u00e9 o\u00f9 m\u00eame la musique a rendu les armes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>alias Le Podcast Vivant alias Radio Comptoir FM alias Le Commentateur de Concert Non Sollicit\u00e9 (S\u00e9rie d\u2019observation hivernale en attendant les migrations festivali\u00e8res. Aujourd\u2019hui : une esp\u00e8ce sonore invasive qui prolif\u00e8re \u00e0 proximit\u00e9 imm\u00e9diate de ton oreille gauche.) Classification Homo Festivalus Bavardus. 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