{"id":890,"date":"2026-03-11T14:53:00","date_gmt":"2026-03-11T14:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/?p=890"},"modified":"2026-04-02T14:56:44","modified_gmt":"2026-04-02T14:56:44","slug":"le-moment-ou-la-logique-quitte-la-piece","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/2026\/03\/11\/le-moment-ou-la-logique-quitte-la-piece\/","title":{"rendered":"LE MOMENT O\u00d9 LA LOGIQUE QUITTE LA PI\u00c8CE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>(merci \u00e0 la follower qui m\u2019a envoy\u00e9 \u00e7a, mon cerveau a fait un red\u00e9marrage complet)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Je regardais tranquillement la programmation et puis j\u2019ai vu le dimanche.<\/p>\n<p>ULTRA VOMIT<br \/>\nLA COMPAGNIE CR\u00c9OLE<br \/>\nFRANCHMENT TA GUEULE<br \/>\nNIKKO DEL BARRIO<\/p>\n<p>Donc si j\u2019ai bien compris la logique :<\/p>\n<p>Tu ouvres avec Nikko del Barrio.<br \/>\nAmbiance soleil, mojito et chemises ouvertes.<br \/>\nEnsuite arrive Franchment Ta Gueule.<br \/>\nL\u00e0 d\u00e9j\u00e0, le cerveau commence \u00e0 clignoter.<br \/>\nPuis La Compagnie Cr\u00e9ole d\u00e9barque et tout le monde chante \u00ab C\u2019est bon pour le moral \u00bb.<br \/>\nEt 60 minutes plus tard\u2026 Ultra Vomit balance Kammthaar et son mur de d\u00e9cibels!<\/p>\n<p>Donc en th\u00e9orie, ce jour l\u00e0, tu peux avoir un bip\u00e8de qui finit la chenille et qui se retrouve dans un pogo en cherchant le stand de produits r\u00e9gionaux<\/p>\n<p>Je ne sais pas si c\u2019est du g\u00e9nie ou un accident de programmation.<br \/>\nMais j\u2019ai regard\u00e9 l\u2019affiche deux minutes et mon cerveau a red\u00e9marr\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>C\u2019est l\u2019\u00e9quivalent musical de : tu manges une glace coco, puis quelqu\u2019un te jette un parpaing dans la bouche puis on te remet un rhum arrang\u00e9 pour faire passer.<\/p>\n<p>Personne ne sait vraiment ce qu\u2019il fait l\u00e0,<br \/>\nmais tout le monde finit par boire ensemble devant un stand de saucisson.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(merci \u00e0 la follower qui m\u2019a envoy\u00e9 \u00e7a, mon cerveau a fait un red\u00e9marrage complet) Je regardais tranquillement la programmation et puis j\u2019ai vu le dimanche. ULTRA VOMIT LA COMPAGNIE CR\u00c9OLE FRANCHMENT TA GUEULE NIKKO DEL BARRIO Donc si j\u2019ai bien compris la logique : Tu ouvres avec Nikko del Barrio. Ambiance soleil, mojito et [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":856,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,28],"tags":[671,753,752,754,651,755,325,268,745,293,748,746,749,747,750,673,751,744],"class_list":["post-890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-festival","category-fosse-missile","tag-affiche-festival","tag-chaos-musical","tag-concert-insolite","tag-critique-programmation","tag-descente-en-fosse","tag-festival-ete","tag-festival-france","tag-fosse-commune","tag-franchment-ta-gueule","tag-humour-festival","tag-la-compagnie-creole","tag-melange-des-genres","tag-nikko-del-barrio","tag-pogo-et-chenille","tag-programmation-absurde","tag-programmation-festival","tag-scene-musicale-france","tag-ultra-vomit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=890"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":891,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890\/revisions\/891"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}