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Comme une erreur d\u2019\u00e9volution sponsoris\u00e9e.<\/p>\n<h3>Morphologie<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>queue de 1m80, arme contondante involontaire<\/li>\n<li>bras minuscules incapables de tenir une pinte sans assistance diplomatique<\/li>\n<li>visi\u00e8re opaque offrant une visibilit\u00e9 \u00e9quivalente \u00e0 un concert vu depuis un aquarium embu\u00e9<\/li>\n<li>syst\u00e8me de ventilation interne cr\u00e9ant un microclimat amazonien personnel, version serre tropicale sous LSD<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Le T-Rex ne voit rien. Mais il y croit.<\/p>\n<h3>Chronologie de la catastrophe<\/h3>\n<h4>16h30<\/h4>\n<p>Arriv\u00e9e triomphale. Selfies. Cris. 14 enfants fascin\u00e9s. 3 adultes dubitatifs. 1 agent de s\u00e9curit\u00e9 d\u00e9j\u00e0 fatigu\u00e9.<\/p>\n<h4>16h45<\/h4>\n<p>La queue commence \u00e0 faucher des mollets innocents. Deux pintes au sol. Un barbu torse-poil renvers\u00e9. Incident class\u00e9 \u00ab dommages collat\u00e9raux pr\u00e9historiques \u00bb.<\/p>\n<h4>17h10<\/h4>\n<p>Temp\u00e9rature interne : centrale nucl\u00e9aire. Le monde devient une soupe floue et humide. Il commence \u00e0 comprendre que l\u2019extinction n\u2019\u00e9tait peut-\u00eatre pas un accident.<\/p>\n<h4>17h40<\/h4>\n<p>Un ami tente le guidage vocal. \u00ab \u00c0 gauche. NON. L\u2019AUTRE GAUCHE. \u00bb Chaque pivot d\u00e9clenche une onde sismique locale. Trois personnes perdent leur \u00e9quilibre. Une amiti\u00e9 est mise \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9preuve.<\/p>\n<h4>18h00<\/h4>\n<p>On ne distingue plus qu\u2019une bosse orange dans la foule. Comme un c\u00f4ne de chantier poss\u00e9d\u00e9 par un esprit Jurassic. M\u00eame les drones abandonnent. Trop risqu\u00e9.<\/p>\n<h4>19h00<\/h4>\n<p>D\u00e9gonflage progressif sur pelouse. Respiration lourde. Regard de mammif\u00e8re revenu de tout. Il red\u00e9couvre l\u2019air. Il red\u00e9couvre la honte thermique.<\/p>\n<h4>20h00<\/h4>\n<p>Retour \u00e0 la forme humaine. T-shirt tremp\u00e9. \u00c2me humide. Promesse solennelle de ne plus jamais recommencer. Mensonge annuel.<\/p>\n<h3>Statut dans l\u2019\u00e9cosyst\u00e8me<\/h3>\n<p>Totalement inutile. Absolument indispensable.<\/p>\n<p>Il ne voit rien. Il g\u00eane tout le monde. Il vit l\u2019enfer climatique.<\/p>\n<p>Et pourtant.<\/p>\n<p>Sans lui, il manquerait ce grain d\u2019absurde. Cette preuve que quelqu\u2019un, quelque part, a pens\u00e9 : \u00ab Oui. Je vais m\u2019enfermer volontairement dans un dinosaure gonflable pendant six heures. \u00bb<\/p>\n<p><strong>Longue vie au T-Rex.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>On ne le voit jamais vraiment.<\/p>\n<p>Mais on sait qu\u2019il transpire pour nous.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(S\u00e9rie d\u2019observation hivernale en attendant les migrations festivali\u00e8res. Aujourd\u2019hui : la faune gonflable.) 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