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(S\u00e9rie d\u2019observation hivernale en attendant les migrations festivali\u00e8res. Aujourd\u2019hui : la zone yoga. Ou la tentative de remettre un squelette dans l\u2019axe)<\/em><\/p>\n

Le yoga en festival n\u2019est jamais un d\u00e9lire mystique.<\/p>\n

C\u2019est une cons\u00e9quence.<\/p>\n

Et \u00e7a existe. Vraiment.<\/p>\n

On en a crois\u00e9 au Hellfest.<\/p>\n

Des mecs en battle jacket font le chien t\u00eate en bas pendant qu\u2019un solo tente d\u2019ouvrir une faille dimensionnelle.<\/p>\n

Mais il y en a aussi ailleurs.<\/p>\n

Download. Boomtown.<\/p>\n

Tapis pos\u00e9s \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 du chaos.<\/p>\n

Personne ne dit \u00ab \u00e9nergie \u00bb.<\/p>\n

On dit :<\/p>\n

\n je dois pouvoir enfiler mes chaussures lundi
\n si je ne respire pas je m\u2019\u00e9teins
\n si je ne r\u00e9cup\u00e8re pas je rate le set de 18h\n <\/p>\n

Sc\u00e8ne 1 : L\u2019apparition<\/h2>\n

Tu marches.<\/p>\n

Tu es d\u00e9truite.<\/p>\n

Ton cerveau veut fuir par une oreille.<\/p>\n

Et l\u00e0.<\/p>\n

Des tapis.<\/p>\n

Des gens pieds nus.<\/p>\n

Ton cerveau : erreur 404.<\/p>\n

Sc\u00e8ne 2 : Les participants<\/h2>\n

Pas des yogis.<\/p>\n

Des sinistr\u00e9s articulaires.<\/p>\n

\n celui qui a fait quatre circle pits et d\u00e9couvre ses hanches
\n celle qui a headbang\u00e9 jusqu\u2019\u00e0 l\u2019auto-agression cervicale
\n le type d\u00e9coll\u00e9 d\u2019un caisson il y a 12 minutes
\n la meuf au tote bag de 12 kg et \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9paule morte
\n le slameur en slip qui regrette ses adducteurs
\n le quadra dont le genou a vot\u00e9 contre lui dimanche\n <\/p>\n

Personne ne cherche l\u2019\u00e9veil.<\/p>\n

Ils veulent tourner la t\u00eate lundi sans pleurer.<\/p>\n

Sc\u00e8ne 3 : Le silence<\/h2>\n

La prof : \u00ab Inspirez. \u00bb<\/p>\n

\u00c0 200 m\u00e8tres : growl d\u00e9moniaque.<\/p>\n

Double p\u00e9dale.<\/p>\n

Big muff sovi\u00e9tique.<\/p>\n

Un mec en corpse paint traverse.<\/p>\n

Quelqu\u2019un hurle WOOOO.<\/p>\n

Personne ne r\u00e9agit.<\/p>\n

Le yoga ne s\u2019oppose pas au festival.<\/p>\n

Il n\u00e9gocie avec lui.<\/p>\n

Sc\u00e8ne 4 : Les postures<\/h2>\n

Chien t\u00eate en bas.<\/p>\n

Guerrier.<\/p>\n

Arbre.<\/p>\n

Ils tiennent.<\/p>\n

Ils tremblent.<\/p>\n

Patch Slayer sur le sac.<\/p>\n

C\u2019est magnifique.<\/p>\n

Sc\u00e8ne 5 : Le moment g\u00eanant<\/h2>\n

Savasana.<\/p>\n

Silence.<\/p>\n

Quelqu\u2019un p\u00e8te.<\/p>\n

Ou rote.<\/p>\n

Ou ronfle.<\/p>\n

Personne ne sait qui.<\/p>\n

Tout le monde sait que ce n\u2019est pas spirituel.<\/p>\n

Sc\u00e8ne 6 : Le calcul<\/h2>\n

Est-ce que \u00e7a aide ?<\/p>\n

Oui.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n si ton corps r\u00e9pond encore
\n si tes vert\u00e8bres n\u00e9gocient
\n si tu sais ce que tu fais\n <\/p>\n

Non.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n si tu es \u00e0 48h de festival
\n si tu marches comme un crabe sous k\u00e9tamine
\n si tu cherches ta tente qui n\u2019est pas la tienne\n <\/p>\n

Et surtout non si tu te dis :<\/p>\n

\u00ab Ah ouais \u00e7a peut \u00eatre pas mal. \u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n

Non.<\/p>\n

L\u00e0, ce n\u2019est plus du yoga.<\/p>\n

C\u2019est un audit post-catastrophe.<\/p>\n

Ton corps ne veut plus s\u2019aligner.<\/p>\n

Il veut :<\/p>\n

\n un m\u00e9diateur
\n un kin\u00e9
\n un exorciste\n <\/p>\n

Conclusion<\/h2>\n

Hydrate-toi.<\/p>\n

R\u00e9pare ce qui peut l\u2019\u00eatre.<\/p>\n

Retourne dans la fosse.<\/p>\n

Namast\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Mais avec une attelle.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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