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(S\u00e9rie d\u2019observation hivernale en attendant les migrations festivali\u00e8res. Aujourd\u2019hui : le bar \u00e0 smoothie, zone instable, aberration liquide, erreur de casting et regrets servis avec une paille)<\/em><\/p>\n

Un festival, normalement, c\u2019est :<\/p>\n

\n des pintes ti\u00e8des
\n de la sueur humaine recycl\u00e9e
\n des gaufres \u00e0 12 balles
\n et un gars qui perd sa chaussure toutes les 8 minutes\n <\/p>\n

Et pourtant\u2026<\/p>\n

Depuis quelques ann\u00e9es, un ph\u00e9nom\u00e8ne \u00e9trange prolif\u00e8re : le bar \u00e0 smoothies.<\/p>\n

Toujours plac\u00e9 au mauvais endroit. Entre le stand de frites et la sc\u00e8ne o\u00f9 quelqu\u2019un hurle sa v\u00e9rit\u00e9 int\u00e9rieure.<\/p>\n

Un \u00eelot pastel au milieu de la sueur. Un blender dans un champ de bataille.<\/p>\n

Oui. Dans un endroit o\u00f9 personne ne mange un fruit depuis 72 heures.<\/p>\n

Un endroit o\u00f9 la vitamine C se fait asperger de bi\u00e8re \u00e0 la premi\u00e8re note.<\/p>\n

Alors pourquoi ? Pour qui ? Quel est ce complot du blender ?<\/p>\n

Enqu\u00eate<\/h2>\n

Le smoothie comme objet de culpabilit\u00e9 sociale<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tu as dormi dans une tente humide. Tu as v\u00e9cu trois jours au kebab\/frites. Ton corps hurle \u00e0 la vitamine.<\/p>\n

Et l\u00e0, un gars mixe de la mangue bio en souriant.<\/p>\n

R\u00e9flexe : \u00ab Peut-\u00eatre qu\u2019un jus violet va me sauver la vie. \u00bb<\/p>\n

Non. \u00c7a te colle 25 minutes de diab\u00e8te liquide dans un gobelet compostable.<\/p>\n

Le smoothie, objet de vanit\u00e9 Instagram<\/strong><\/p>\n

La meuf en robe blanche voit un smoothie rose pastel. Elle entend le son d\u2019un like.<\/p>\n

Trois minutes plus tard : smoothie renvers\u00e9, gu\u00eape dans la paille, filtre \u201cvieux film scandinave\u201d, trois likes dont sa grand-m\u00e8re.<\/p>\n

Le smoothie, arme anti-bi\u00e8re (th\u00e9orie du complot food truck)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Certains veulent casser la domination du Perrier et de la bi\u00e8re.<\/p>\n

Erreur strat\u00e9gique.<\/p>\n

Exemples :<\/p>\n

\n smoothie banane-fraise sous 32\u00b0C : explosion intestinale
\n smoothie kiwi-spiruline avant pogo : mort sociale
\n smoothie mangue-gingembre avant Gojira : hospitalisation\n <\/p>\n

Ce n\u2019est pas un produit. C\u2019est un sabotage.<\/p>\n

Le smoothie \u00e9nerg\u00e9tique (menteur)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Promesse : \u00e9nergie.<\/p>\n

R\u00e9alit\u00e9 : chute de tension et regret imm\u00e9diat.<\/p>\n

Ton cerveau croit d\u00e9coller. Ton pancr\u00e9as d\u00e9missionne.<\/p>\n

Le smoothie pour les vieux de la fosse<\/strong><\/p>\n

Oui. Nous.<\/p>\n

Dos Ikea mal mont\u00e9, tentative d\u00e9sesp\u00e9r\u00e9e de survivre jusqu\u2019au lundi.<\/p>\n

R\u00e9sultat :<\/p>\n

\n coup de pied dans le tibia
\n 3 litres de bi\u00e8re sur le short
\n smoothie devenu pur\u00e9e chaude dans le sac
\n mal de t\u00eate\n <\/p>\n

Mais tu auras essay\u00e9.<\/p>\n

La cible<\/h2>\n

\n les novices qui repartent avec un mal de ventre
\n les parents qui ont cru au festival familial (Tim\u00e9o dig\u00e8re mal la mangue chaude)
\n les survivants de la veille en tentative de r\u00e9animation
\n les influenceurs en qu\u00eate de lumi\u00e8re flatteuse
\n les gens qui ont perdu un pari\n <\/p>\n

Verdict<\/h2>\n

Le smoothie n\u2019hydrate pas. Il ne nourrit pas. Il ne rafra\u00eechit pas.<\/p>\n

Il te rappelle juste que tu as pay\u00e9 pour boire une compote froide avec des gla\u00e7ons.<\/p>\n

Un truc ni liquide ni solide. Ni utile ni agr\u00e9able.<\/p>\n

Avec des combinaisons contre-nature : mangue-curcuma-\u00e9pinard-gingembre-spiruline-amour-propre.<\/p>\n

Tu retournes \u00e0 la bi\u00e8re. Ou au Perrier. Ou au bar \u00e0 eau.<\/p>\n

Et rappel utile : les festivals doivent fournir de l\u2019eau potable gratuite. Prenez votre gourde.<\/p>\n

Comme Dieu. Comme la fosse.<\/p>\n

\u00c0 suivre.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Demain : le mec avec une pancarte. Un message. Z\u00e9ro r\u00e9sultat.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/section>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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