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(S\u00e9rie hivernale en attendant la migration en fosse : aujourd\u2019hui, la zone chill ou comment un humain normal devient une victime du macram\u00e9 sonique)<\/em><\/p>\n

Il y a la fosse. Il y a la sc\u00e8ne. Il y a les stands de bi\u00e8re.<\/p>\n

Et puis il y a\u2026 la Zone Chill.<\/p>\n

Cet endroit \u00e9trange o\u00f9, en th\u00e9orie, tu devrais pouvoir t\u2019asseoir, boire de l\u2019eau, reprendre ton souffle entre deux concerts.<\/p>\n

Dans la pratique, c\u2019est une faille spatio-temporelle o\u00f9 le r\u00e9el se dissout lentement dans l\u2019encens.<\/p>\n

Sc\u00e8ne 1 : Tu veux juste de l\u2019ombre<\/h2>\n

Tu arrives avec une intention simple : un banc, un pouf, un coin calme.<\/p>\n

Rat\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Un mec en poncho est d\u00e9j\u00e0 l\u00e0. Pieds nus. Micro ouvert. Il produit des sons. Pas de paroles. Des vibrations.<\/p>\n

Tu n\u2019as rien demand\u00e9. Tu viens d\u2019\u00eatre enr\u00f4l\u00e9e dans un rite. T\u2019as un peu peur.<\/p>\n

Sc\u00e8ne 2 : Le concert surprise que personne n\u2019a demand\u00e9<\/h2>\n

Tu pensais te poser.<\/p>\n

Un groupe est cach\u00e9 dans des plantes vertes. Trois ukul\u00e9l\u00e9s. Des maracas. Une chanteuse qui fait \u00ab lalala \u00bb.<\/p>\n

Tu es coinc\u00e9e dans une pub pour gel douche bio. Tu regrettes la violence. Tu regrettes la sueur. Tu regrettes m\u00eame les amplis qui saturent.<\/p>\n

Sc\u00e8ne 4 : Le mandala<\/h2>\n

Pourquoi.<\/p>\n

Pourquoi doit-on colorier en festival ?<\/p>\n

Qui a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 que tu devais te reconnecter \u00e0 ton enfant int\u00e9rieur alors que ton enfant int\u00e9rieur veut une bi\u00e8re et qu\u2019on lui foute la paix.<\/p>\n

Des feutres Posca. Des adultes concentr\u00e9s. Des phrases comme : \u00ab \u00c7a fait du bien de cr\u00e9er. \u00bb<\/p>\n

Non. \u00c7a fait du bien de ne pas \u00eatre l\u00e0.<\/p>\n

Sc\u00e8ne 5 : La musique d\u2019ambiance<\/h2>\n

Toujours trop lente. Toujours trop sucr\u00e9e.<\/p>\n

Bossa, pop, lo-fi, reprise molle d\u2019un truc que tu aimais avant.<\/p>\n

Tu entends ta propre col\u00e8re respirer.<\/p>\n

Les Zones Chill devraient \u00eatre class\u00e9es par l\u2019UNESCO dans le patrimoine psycho-agressif.<\/p>\n

Sc\u00e8ne 6 : Le bar chill<\/h2>\n

Tu veux de l\u2019eau. Ou une bi\u00e8re.<\/p>\n

Mais non.<\/p>\n

Voici la carte :<\/p>\n

\n eau aromatis\u00e9e au concombre
\n th\u00e9 vert matcha issu d\u2019une source imaginaire
\n limonade lavande-bergamote (go\u00fbt exact de la d\u00e9ception)
\n kombucha qui sent le compost
\n smoothie mangue-curcuma \u00e0 texture de cr\u00e8me solaire
\n jus press\u00e9 \u00e0 froid \u00e0 8 balles, go\u00fbt regret\n <\/p>\n

Et au centre. Tr\u00f4nant. Fluo. Le Bubble Tea.<\/p>\n

Le Bubble Tea n\u2019est pas une boisson. C\u2019est une \u00e9preuve.<\/p>\n

Tu aspires. Tu m\u00e2ches. Tu avales. Tu t\u2019interroges sur tes choix de vie.<\/p>\n

Des billes gluantes glissent dans ta gorge comme des \u0153ufs d\u2019alien. C\u2019est un milk-shake de t\u00eatards.<\/p>\n

Conclusion<\/h2>\n

La Zone Chill n\u2019est pas chill. C\u2019est un pi\u00e8ge.<\/p>\n

Un endroit o\u00f9 le festival essaie de te convertir au bien-\u00eatre alors que tu veux juste remettre tes cervicales droites avant le concert suivant.<\/p>\n

Tu voulais te reposer. Tu es ressortie \u00e9nerv\u00e9e. Moins hydrat\u00e9e. Et l\u00e9g\u00e8rement hostile \u00e0 l\u2019humanit\u00e9.<\/p>\n

\u00c0 suivre.<\/strong><\/p>\n

A suivre : sp\u00e9cimen de fosse. Le mec en poncho, ou comment un v\u00eatement peut te faire sentir humide dedans, dehors, et moralement.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/section>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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