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(S\u00e9rie hivernale en attendant la migration en fosse : aujourd\u2019hui, focus sur une erreur logistique majeure. Demain : la zone Chill)<\/em><\/p>\n

On le rep\u00e8re facilement : c\u2019est le seul \u00eatre humain qui croit que la gravit\u00e9, le pogo et l\u2019humanit\u00e9 enti\u00e8re respecteront son int\u00e9grit\u00e9 podale.<\/p>\n

Il avance en festival comme si les lois de Newton \u00e9taient optionnelles, comme si les 14 000 paires de Rangers autour de lui avaient sign\u00e9 une clause de non-\u00e9crasement, comme si ses orteils noirs (vernis ou morts, on ne sait pas) avaient un totem d\u2019immunit\u00e9.<\/p>\n

La tong : une semelle de rien, un string pour pied, un laissez-passer pour l\u2019infirmerie.<\/p>\n

Il se d\u00e9place avec le bruit typique : flap-flap-flap. Comme un avertissement cosmique : je suis dangereux pour moi-m\u00eame\u2026 mais j\u2019ai pas chaud aux pieds.<\/p>\n

On le retrouve<\/h2>\n

\n en train de chercher sa tong perdue dans un foss\u00e9 de bi\u00e8re
\n en train de boiter, mais en niant : \u00e7a va, c\u2019est rien, retour au parking (loin)
\n en train de dire qu\u2019il a l\u2019habitude
\n \u00e0 l\u2019infirmerie, disant \u00ab c\u2019est juste fractur\u00e9 un peu \u00bb
\n ou pieds nus, pieds morts, \u00e0 la fin du concert de Korn\n <\/p>\n

On ne juge pas. On observe. On prie pour ses m\u00e9tatarses.<\/p>\n

Le Festivalier en Tongs est un pilier de l\u2019\u00e9cosyst\u00e8me. Un avertissement vivant. La preuve que la s\u00e9lection naturelle h\u00e9site encore.<\/p>\n

\u00c0 suivre.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Demain : cartographie de la Zone Chill. Poufs fatigu\u00e9s, rastas blancs, ukul\u00e9l\u00e9s non consentis et ce moment pr\u00e9cis o\u00f9 le rock\u2019n\u2019roll meurt dans un hamac.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/section>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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