{"id":436,"date":"2025-12-11T19:33:00","date_gmt":"2025-12-11T19:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/?p=436"},"modified":"2026-06-29T19:19:45","modified_gmt":"2026-06-29T19:19:45","slug":"pourquoi-je-foutrai-pas-une-espadrille-au-main-square-2026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/2025\/12\/11\/pourquoi-je-foutrai-pas-une-espadrille-au-main-square-2026\/","title":{"rendered":"POURQUOI JE FOUTRAI PAS UNE ESPADRILLE AU MAIN SQUARE 2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>(ou comment un festival \u00e0 60 minutes de chez moi a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de parler \u00e0 TikTok plut\u00f4t qu\u2019aux vivants)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>MainSquare 2026 a annonc\u00e9 ses headliners.<\/p>\n<p>Et l\u00e0 j\u2019ai compris un truc simple : je peux rester chez moi \u00e0 couper mes ongles de pieds, l\u2019exp\u00e9rience sera similaire, mais en moins cher.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Katy Perry.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Orelsan.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Twenty One Pilots.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Voil\u00e0.<\/p>\n<p>C\u2019est le line-up.<\/p>\n<p>On dirait un moodboard r\u00e9alis\u00e9 par un stagiaire qui n\u2019\u00e9coute que la bande-son des cabines d\u2019essayage.<\/p>\n<p>Je respecte, hein.<\/p>\n<p>Les gens vont chanter, filmer en vertical, faire des c\u0153urs avec les mains, avoir les pupilles pleines de LED.<\/p>\n<p>Tr\u00e8s bien. Sinc\u00e8rement.<\/p>\n<p>Mais moi ?<\/p>\n<p>Moi je ne vais pas d\u00e9penser 89 balles pour \u00e9couter la BO officielle d\u2019un rayon H&amp;M.<\/p>\n<p>J\u2019ai connu le MainSquare qui prenait des risques, celui qui te vrillait le sternum, o\u00f9 tu sortais d\u00e9gueu mais vivant.<\/p>\n<p>L\u00e0 on me propose une programmation algorithmique optimis\u00e9e pour vendre des glaces et de la data.<\/p>\n<p>C\u2019est leur droit d\u2019aller vers la lumi\u00e8re bleue.<\/p>\n<p>C\u2019est le mien de dire : <strong>sans moi.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Je veux du sale, du vrai, du bruit, du rock qui transpire, du post-punk qui mord la poussi\u00e8re.<\/p>\n<p>Pas une chor\u00e9graphie con\u00e7ue en open space par un consultant en \u00e9motion durable.<\/p>\n<p><strong>On se retrouve ailleurs.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>L\u00e0 o\u00f9 \u00e7a hurle encore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(ou comment un festival \u00e0 60 minutes de chez moi a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de parler \u00e0 TikTok plut\u00f4t qu\u2019aux vivants) MainSquare 2026 a annonc\u00e9 ses headliners. Et l\u00e0 j\u2019ai compris un truc simple : je peux rester chez moi \u00e0 couper mes ongles de pieds, l\u2019exp\u00e9rience sera similaire, mais en moins cher. Katy Perry. Orelsan. Twenty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":437,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[48,44,42,47,70],"class_list":["post-436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fosse-missile","tag-agenda","tag-annonce","tag-festival","tag-mainsquare","tag-missile"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=436"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":438,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions\/438"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}