{"id":400,"date":"2025-12-05T21:04:00","date_gmt":"2025-12-05T21:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/?p=400"},"modified":"2026-03-15T21:06:47","modified_gmt":"2026-03-15T21:06:47","slug":"lapocalypse-aux-pizzas-et-autres-fables-de-catering-foireux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/2025\/12\/05\/lapocalypse-aux-pizzas-et-autres-fables-de-catering-foireux\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u2019APOCALYPSE AUX PIZZAS ET AUTRES FABLES DE CATERING FOIREUX"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>(sous-titre : comment nourrir un groupe en ignorant compl\u00e8tement leurs allergies)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dans une autre vie, celle o\u00f9 j\u2019\u00e9tais le support logistique, administratif et presque m\u00e9dical d\u2019un groupe en tourn\u00e9e, j\u2019ai assist\u00e9 au crime culinaire parfait.<\/p>\n<p>Notre bassiste est allergique au fromage.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Allergique.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pas \u00ab j\u2019aime pas \u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Pas \u00ab \u00e7a me gratte un peu \u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Allergique fa\u00e7on trag\u00e9die grecque + Ventoline + fin du monde = pas de concert.<\/p>\n<p>Le genre de d\u00e9tail que tu \u00e9cris sur la fiche technique, section \u00ab accommodation \u00bb.<\/p>\n<p><em>(que personne lit)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>On arrive dans une salle.<\/p>\n<p>L\u2019organisateur, fier comme un paon sous Red Bull :<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00ab On vous a pr\u00e9vu \u00e0 manger ! \u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Et l\u00e0\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>La vision.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>La Tour de Pise des pizzas.<\/p>\n<p>Douze bo\u00eetes.<\/p>\n<p>Une architecture pr\u00e9caire construite par quelqu\u2019un persuad\u00e9 que \u00ab musiciens = pizza \u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>On ouvre la premi\u00e8re.<\/p>\n<p>Fromage.<\/p>\n<p>La deuxi\u00e8me.<\/p>\n<p>Fromage.<\/p>\n<p>La troisi\u00e8me.<\/p>\n<p>Fromage XXL, l\u2019\u00e9quivalent laitier d\u2019un glissement de terrain.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c0 la septi\u00e8me bo\u00eete, j\u2019ai commenc\u00e9 \u00e0 rire nerveusement.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c0 la neuvi\u00e8me, le bassiste pr\u00e9parait mentalement son testament.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c0 la douzi\u00e8me, on envisageait d\u2019appeler les pompiers juste pour cr\u00e9er un dossier.<\/p>\n<p>Et puis\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>La treizi\u00e8me.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>La pizza qui m\u2019a fait comprendre que la civilisation \u00e9tait peut-\u00eatre un accident.<\/p>\n<p>Une pizza aux petits pois.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Aux. Petits. Pois.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Avec.<\/p>\n<p>Du.<\/p>\n<p>Fromage.<\/p>\n<p>Pour un bassiste allergique.<\/p>\n<p>L\u00e0, j\u2019ai l\u00e2ch\u00e9 l\u2019affaire.<\/p>\n<p>On a tous l\u00e2ch\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00eame le four, je pense.<\/p>\n<p>Ce soir-l\u00e0, le bassiste a mang\u00e9\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>les bords.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Les putains de <strong>BORDS DES PIZZAS<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Le cercle neutre du rock.<\/p>\n<p>Et moi j\u2019ai compris une v\u00e9rit\u00e9 \u00e9ternelle :<\/p>\n<p><strong>Le catering, c\u2019est comme la m\u00e9t\u00e9o.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tu peux esp\u00e9rer.<\/p>\n<p>Mais tu ma\u00eetrises rien.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(sous-titre : comment nourrir un groupe en ignorant compl\u00e8tement leurs allergies) Dans une autre vie, celle o\u00f9 j\u2019\u00e9tais le support logistique, administratif et presque m\u00e9dical d\u2019un groupe en tourn\u00e9e, j\u2019ai assist\u00e9 au crime culinaire parfait. Notre bassiste est allergique au fromage. Allergique. Pas \u00ab j\u2019aime pas \u00bb. Pas \u00ab \u00e7a me gratte un peu \u00bb. 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