{"id":311,"date":"2025-11-21T19:01:00","date_gmt":"2025-11-21T19:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/?p=311"},"modified":"2026-06-29T19:04:19","modified_gmt":"2026-06-29T19:04:19","slug":"turboflan-festival-booking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/2025\/11\/21\/turboflan-festival-booking\/","title":{"rendered":"TURBOFLAN FESTIVAL BOOKING"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>(Le grand bingo des programmations d\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9. Aujourd\u2019hui : Vieilles Charrues.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Bon\u2026 on met quoi le vendredi ?<\/p>\n<p>Un proph\u00e8te gothique australien,<br \/>\ndu rap masqu\u00e9,<br \/>\nde la techno TikTok,<br \/>\net\u2026 <strong>JEAN-LOUIS AUBERT<\/strong> ?<\/p>\n<p>Tr\u00e8s bien.<\/p>\n<p>C\u2019est coh\u00e9rent.<\/p>\n<p>Comme m\u00e9langer un corbillard, un karaok\u00e9 et un sound system dans la m\u00eame pi\u00e8ce.<\/p>\n<p>La prod a fait un r\u00eave.<\/p>\n<p>Un r\u00eave bizarre.<\/p>\n<p>Pause.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Le samedi, maintenant.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Du zouk,<br \/>\nde la techno indus,<br \/>\nun peu de vari\u00e9t\u00e9,<br \/>\nun live TikTok,<br \/>\net <strong>Interpol<\/strong> catapult\u00e9 en plein milieu.<\/p>\n<p>C\u2019est Paul Banks perdu dans Fort Boyard.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Non.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00c7a n\u2019est pas coh\u00e9rent.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7a n\u2019a jamais \u00e9t\u00e9 coh\u00e9rent.<\/p>\n<p>Votre manie de vouloir m\u00e9langer absolument tous les publics, c\u2019est con.<\/p>\n<p>C\u2019est pour les sponsors, les partenaires, les subventions.<\/p>\n<p><strong>On vous voit.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Vraiment.<\/p>\n<p>Arr\u00eatez \u00e7a.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Le grand bingo des programmations d\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9. Aujourd\u2019hui : Vieilles Charrues.) Bon\u2026 on met quoi le vendredi ? Un proph\u00e8te gothique australien, du rap masqu\u00e9, de la techno TikTok, et\u2026 JEAN-LOUIS AUBERT ? Tr\u00e8s bien. C\u2019est coh\u00e9rent. Comme m\u00e9langer un corbillard, un karaok\u00e9 et un sound system dans la m\u00eame pi\u00e8ce. La prod a fait un [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":312,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[82,48,44,42,70,52],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fosse-missile","tag-actualites","tag-agenda","tag-annonce","tag-festival","tag-missile","tag-vieilles-charrues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":313,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions\/313"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}