{"id":260,"date":"2025-11-14T15:12:00","date_gmt":"2025-11-14T15:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/?p=260"},"modified":"2026-06-29T19:00:12","modified_gmt":"2026-06-29T19:00:12","slug":"beauregard-2026-pixies-pulp-dans-la-sauce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/2025\/11\/14\/beauregard-2026-pixies-pulp-dans-la-sauce\/","title":{"rendered":"BEAUREGARD 2026 : PIXIES &#038; PULP DANS LA SAUCE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Sous-titre : c\u2019est le moment o\u00f9 les festivals sortent le d\u00e9but de programmation qui semble avoir \u00e9t\u00e9 programm\u00e9 par tirage au sort et r\u00e9union interne cheloue.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Qu\u2019est-ce que c\u2019est que cette affiche ?<\/p>\n<p>Parce que, tr\u00e8s honn\u00eatement, j\u2019ai des ant\u00e9c\u00e9dents.<\/p>\n<p>L\u2019ann\u00e9e derni\u00e8re :<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>j\u2019ai fui Clara Luciani sur quatre festivals (\u00e0 ce stade, c\u2019\u00e9tait du harc\u00e8lement sonore, j\u2019aurais pu porter plainte)<\/li>\n<li>j\u2019ai surv\u00e9cu \u00e0 Macklemore (un TEDx qui danse)<\/li>\n<li>j\u2019ai vu Will Smith d\u00e9barquer apr\u00e8s IDLES (traumatisme surr\u00e9aliste niveau 12)<\/li>\n<li>et j\u2019ai esquiv\u00e9 Big Flo, puis Oli, puis Big Flo avant Oli, puis Oli apr\u00e8s Big Flo (je ne sais plus, j\u2019\u00e9tais en PLS derri\u00e8re un stand de gaufres)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Donc forc\u00e9ment\u2026 quand je vois \u00e7a :<\/p>\n<h3>PIXIES<\/h3>\n<p>Architectes du chaos m\u00e9lodique. Ils ont invent\u00e9 le rock moderne sans faire expr\u00e8s.<\/p>\n<p>Personne ne devrait jouer avant eux.<br \/>\nNi apr\u00e8s eux.<br \/>\nNi \u00e0 moins de 200 m\u00e8tres d\u2019eux.<\/p>\n<h3>PULP<\/h3>\n<p>Jarvis \u00ab cat\u00e9chisme du m\u00e9pris anglais \u00bb Cocker.<\/p>\n<p>Le seul homme capable de transformer la nostalgie en art martial. Britpop, \u00e9l\u00e9gance passive-agressive, chemise ouverte au niveau de l\u2019\u00e2me.<\/p>\n<p>Et autour, dispos\u00e9s comme si le programmateur avait fait un brainstorming o\u00f9 tout le monde a gagn\u00e9 :<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>du rap de gala<\/li>\n<li>du 0 % post-punk<\/li>\n<li>du pourquoi-pas<\/li>\n<li>et des Pixies coinc\u00e9s dans un go\u00fbter Kinder<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>R\u00e9sultat :<\/p>\n<p>C\u2019est le retour du festival schizophr\u00e8ne version 2026.<\/p>\n<p>Tu viens pour <strong>Pulp<\/strong>, tu te prends Aya, tu fuis Macklemore et tu tombes sur Feu! Chatterton annon\u00e7ant un texte de 12 minutes sur la pluie.<\/p>\n<p>Un escape game de l\u2019angoisse.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bref : j\u2019y serai.<\/strong><br \/>\nEnfin\u2026 en fonction des autres.<\/p>\n<p>On verra.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sous-titre : c\u2019est le moment o\u00f9 les festivals sortent le d\u00e9but de programmation qui semble avoir \u00e9t\u00e9 programm\u00e9 par tirage au sort et r\u00e9union interne cheloue. Qu\u2019est-ce que c\u2019est que cette affiche ? Parce que, tr\u00e8s honn\u00eatement, j\u2019ai des ant\u00e9c\u00e9dents. L\u2019ann\u00e9e derni\u00e8re : j\u2019ai fui Clara Luciani sur quatre festivals (\u00e0 ce stade, c\u2019\u00e9tait du [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":261,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[48,44,49,42,70],"class_list":["post-260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fosse-missile","tag-agenda","tag-annonce","tag-beauregard","tag-festival","tag-missile"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":262,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions\/262"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}