{"id":1670,"date":"2026-08-10T05:49:51","date_gmt":"2026-08-10T05:49:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/?p=1670"},"modified":"2026-08-10T05:49:52","modified_gmt":"2026-08-10T05:49:52","slug":"la-belgique-a-resolu-le-probleme-des-genres-musicaux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/10\/la-belgique-a-resolu-le-probleme-des-genres-musicaux\/","title":{"rendered":"LA BELGIQUE A R\u00c9SOLU LE PROBL\u00c8ME DES GENRES MUSICAUX"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Duran Duran et Manowar en Belgique : quand deux monuments des ann\u00e9es 80 partagent la m\u00eame affiche<\/h2>\n<p>Sur la route d\u2019Alcatraz, je suis tomb\u00e9e sur cette publicit\u00e9. Et j\u2019ai fait un reboot complet.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Duran Duran.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>MANOWAR.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Voil\u00e0.<\/p>\n<p>Quelqu\u2019un, quelque part, a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 que Simon Le Bon et quatre types persuad\u00e9s de chevaucher vers le Valhalla pouvaient parfaitement partager le m\u00eame panneau.<\/p>\n<p>Et vous savez quoi ?<\/p>\n<p>Cette personne a raison.<\/p>\n<h2>C\u2019EST LE CHOC DES TITANS DES 80\u00b4S<\/h2>\n<p>\u00c0 ma droite : <strong>DURAN DURAN.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Costumes impeccables. Cheveux parfaitement \u00e9tudi\u00e9s. Synth\u00e9s, basse funk de malade, clips exotiques, \u00e9l\u00e9gance et Simon Le Bon qui semble pouvoir commander une bouteille de champagne sans jamais transpirer.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c0 ma gauche : <strong>MANOWAR.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cuir. Fourrure. \u00c9p\u00e9es. Pectoraux. Motos. Guerriers. Slip premier degr\u00e9. Et probablement quelqu\u2019un qui hurle METAL avant m\u00eame d\u2019avoir dit bonjour.<\/p>\n<p>D\u2019un c\u00f4t\u00e9, <em>Rio<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>De l\u2019autre, <em>Battle Hymns<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>D\u2019un c\u00f4t\u00e9, on monte sur un yacht.<\/p>\n<p>De l\u2019autre, on monte sur un cheval de guerre.<\/p>\n<p>D\u2019un c\u00f4t\u00e9, le brushing doit survivre au vent marin.<\/p>\n<p>De l\u2019autre, le vent marin doit survivre au brushing.<\/p>\n<h2>JOHN TAYLOR CONTRE JOEY DEMAIO<\/h2>\n<p>D\u2019un c\u00f4t\u00e9, John Taylor.<\/p>\n<p>De l\u2019autre, Joey DeMaio.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Deux fa\u00e7ons parfaitement l\u00e9gales de consid\u00e9rer que la basse doit occuper beaucoup trop de place.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Et la Belgique a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de mettre tout \u00e7a sur le m\u00eame panneau, avec la m\u00eame typo, comme si absolument rien ne s\u00e9parait ces deux univers.<\/p>\n<p>Franchement, je trouve \u00e7a tr\u00e8s beau.<\/p>\n<p>Les ann\u00e9es 80 avaient plusieurs solutions. Elles \u00e9taient toutes excessives.<\/p>\n<p><strong>La Belgique a fait la synth\u00e8se. Je m\u2019incline.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Duran Duran et Manowar sur le m\u00eame panneau en Belgique : d\u2019un c\u00f4t\u00e9 Simon Le Bon, John Taylor et Rio, de l\u2019autre Joey DeMaio, le cuir et Battle Hymns. Deux visions radicalement diff\u00e9rentes des ann\u00e9es 80 r\u00e9unies par la gr\u00e2ce de la publicit\u00e9 belge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1671,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[2256,2274,2275,89,232,2269,1538,2273,2271,2272,1773,239,2270],"class_list":["post-1670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fosse-parallele","tag-alcatraz-festival","tag-annees-80","tag-anvers","tag-belgique","tag-bruxelles","tag-duran-duran","tag-heavy-metal","tag-joey-demaio","tag-john-taylor","tag-manowar","tag-musique-britannique","tag-new-wave","tag-simon-le-bon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1670"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1672,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670\/revisions\/1672"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}