{"id":1464,"date":"2026-07-15T10:27:29","date_gmt":"2026-07-15T10:27:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/?p=1464"},"modified":"2026-07-15T10:27:29","modified_gmt":"2026-07-15T10:27:29","slug":"dour-le-laboratoire-belge-de-lhumanite-ouvre-aujourdhui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/15\/dour-le-laboratoire-belge-de-lhumanite-ouvre-aujourdhui\/","title":{"rendered":"DOUR, LE LABORATOIRE BELGE DE L\u2019HUMANIT\u00c9 OUVRE AUJOURD\u2019HUI"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Bon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dour Festival<\/a> ouvre avec plus de 200 groupes programm\u00e9s. Et comme chaque ann\u00e9e, la programmation belge refuse cat\u00e9goriquement de choisir entre post-punk, techno, rap, noise, metal, hardcore, \u00e9lectro et exp\u00e9riences sonores qui inqui\u00e8tent les m\u00e9decins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Personnellement, je vois d\u00e9j\u00e0 quelques raisons tr\u00e8s s\u00e9rieuses de perdre toute notion du sommeil : Interpol<\/a>, Ghinzu<\/a>, High-Vis<\/a>, TVOD<\/a>, Militarie Gun, Ultra Vomit, Sleaford Mods<\/a>, Fat Dog, Eosine<\/a>, La S\u00e9curit\u00e9, L\u00e9zard<\/a>\u2026 (et probablement un groupe improbable qui jouera \u00e0 16h devant 28 personnes, un labrador et un stand de frites).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c0 partir de maintenant, les observations risquent de devenir compliqu\u00e9es.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La Fosse Commune lance donc un appel officiel aux survivants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nous recherchons :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"2705 les gens qui savent encore quel jour nous sommes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"2705 les campements ayant d\u00e9velopp\u00e9 leur propre syst\u00e8me politique<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"2705 les individus retrouv\u00e9s \u00e0 plus de 3 kilom\u00e8tres de leur tente sans explication coh\u00e9rente<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"2705 les conversations entendues \u00e0 6h du matin qui n\u2019ont absolument aucun sens mais semblent pourtant capitales<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"2705 les d\u00e9couvertes musicales qui vous ont retourn\u00e9 le cerveau<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"2705 les d\u00e9cisions prises apr\u00e8s minuit qui m\u00e9ritaient clairement un second avis<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"2705 les objets retrouv\u00e9s dont personne ne revendique la propri\u00e9t\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"2705 les sp\u00e9cimens en claquettes ayant surv\u00e9cu \u00e0 leur propre optimisme<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"2705 les observations zoologiques inhabituelles (slips, m\u00e9duses, licornes, peu importe\u2026)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c9tat des troupes demand\u00e9 :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"2705 niveau de poussi\u00e8re<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"2705 niveau de fatigue<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"2705 nombre de batteries externes sacrifi\u00e9es<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"2705 capacit\u00e9 \u00e0 former une phrase compl\u00e8te<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"2705 nombre de kilom\u00e8tres parcourus sans raison valable<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"2705 quantit\u00e9 de frites consomm\u00e9es \u00e0 des horaires juridiquement discutables<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comme d\u2019habitude\u2026 Le meilleur reportage sera celui des gens qui y sont. Je compte sur vous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n
TOUTE LA PROGRAMMATION<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bon. Dour Festival ouvre avec plus de 200 groupes programm\u00e9s. Et comme chaque ann\u00e9e, la programmation belge refuse cat\u00e9goriquement de choisir entre post-punk, techno, rap, noise, metal, hardcore, \u00e9lectro et exp\u00e9riences sonores qui inqui\u00e8tent les m\u00e9decins. Personnellement, je vois d\u00e9j\u00e0 quelques raisons tr\u00e8s s\u00e9rieuses de perdre toute notion du sommeil : Interpol, Ghinzu, High-Vis, TVOD, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1465,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,40],"tags":[908,1552,2098,2089,1183,2040,1585,2096,2091,1449,1577,1164,2090,732,1078,2095,1423,1456,735,724,796,214,2085,2092,2097,873,2093,2094,744,761],"class_list":["post-1464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-descente-de-fosse","category-festival","tag-camping-festival","tag-concerts","tag-decouvertes-musicales","tag-dour-2026","tag-dour-festival","tag-electro","tag-eosine","tag-fat-dog","tag-festival-belge","tag-festival-de-musique","tag-festivaliers","tag-ghinzu","tag-hardcore","tag-high-vis","tag-interpol","tag-la-securite","tag-lezard","tag-metal","tag-militarie-gun","tag-musique-live","tag-noise-rock","tag-post-punk-2","tag-programmation-musicale","tag-rap","tag-reportage-de-festival","tag-sleaford-mods","tag-techno","tag-tvod","tag-ultra-vomit","tag-vie-de-festival"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1464"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1466,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1464\/revisions\/1466"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}