{"id":1337,"date":"2026-07-03T09:05:23","date_gmt":"2026-07-03T09:05:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/?p=1337"},"modified":"2026-07-10T09:08:11","modified_gmt":"2026-07-10T09:08:11","slug":"kave-fest-18h46-etat-des-troupes-intermediaire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/03\/kave-fest-18h46-etat-des-troupes-intermediaire\/","title":{"rendered":"KAVE FEST &#8211; 18h46 : \u00c9TAT DES TROUPES INTERM\u00c9DIAIRE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Temp\u00e9rature :<\/strong> moite.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hydratation :<\/strong> au cidre.<\/p>\n<p>Le groupe Fosse Commune au <strong>KAVE FEST 2026<\/strong> est d\u00e9sormais officiellement identifiable gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 un tutu rouge et un couple de sp\u00e9cimens satellites arborant :<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u2705 des cheveux violets et roses<\/li>\n<li>\u2705 des Docs fuchsia<\/li>\n<li>\u2705 un patch <strong>Nine Inch Nails<\/strong>, signe universel de bon go\u00fbt et d\u2019excellentes d\u00e9cisions musicales.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Le march\u00e9 m\u00e9di\u00e9val est officiellement dangereux.<\/p>\n<p>J\u2019y ai d\u00e9j\u00e0 observ\u00e9 :<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>des animaux entiers qui tournent \u00e0 la broche,<\/li>\n<li>des artistes sur \u00e9chasses,<\/li>\n<li>des kilts, sans indication de pr\u00e9sence ou non de slibards. Gardons le myst\u00e8re.<\/li>\n<li>une arm\u00e9e de bananes et de past\u00e8ques,<\/li>\n<li>beaucoup trop de costumes en moumoute,<\/li>\n<li>et, malgr\u00e9 tous mes avertissements, de la claquette.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Vous n\u2019avez donc absolument rien appris.<\/p>\n<p>J\u2019arrive tout juste pour <strong>Calva Louise<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Objectif principal :<\/strong> <strong>Skindred<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Le d\u00e9cor est compl\u00e8tement absurde : un festival de m\u00e9tal au c\u0153ur de la citadelle de <strong>Gisors<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Petit festival.<\/p>\n<p>Petite jauge.<\/p>\n<p>Grosse ambiance.<\/p>\n<p>Pour le moment, aucune corne \u00e0 boire n\u2019a \u00e9t\u00e9 achet\u00e9e.<\/p>\n<p>Je r\u00e9p\u00e8te.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Aucune corne \u00e0 boire n\u2019a \u00e9t\u00e9 achet\u00e9e.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Et aucune d\u00e9cision raisonnable n\u2019a \u00e9t\u00e9 prise non plus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Temp\u00e9rature : moite. Hydratation : au cidre. Le groupe Fosse Commune au KAVE FEST 2026 est d\u00e9sormais officiellement identifiable gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 un tutu rouge et un couple de sp\u00e9cimens satellites arborant : \u2705 des cheveux violets et roses \u2705 des Docs fuchsia \u2705 un patch Nine Inch Nails, signe universel de bon go\u00fbt et d\u2019excellentes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1338,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,27],"tags":[1853,1360,1854,1363,1356,1352,268,1626,1625,1528,1107],"class_list":["post-1337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-festival-retour-de-fosse","category-retour-de-fosse","tag-calva-louise","tag-chronique-festival","tag-citadelle-de-gisors","tag-concert-metal","tag-festival-metal","tag-festival-rock","tag-fosse-commune","tag-gisors","tag-kave-fest-2026","tag-nine-inch-nails","tag-skindred"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1337"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1339,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions\/1339"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1338"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}