{"id":1156,"date":"2026-06-11T13:29:44","date_gmt":"2026-06-11T13:29:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/?p=1156"},"modified":"2026-06-29T13:30:47","modified_gmt":"2026-06-29T13:30:47","slug":"les-chaussures-ou-comment-eviter-de-finir-en-pieds-nus-a-23h14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/2026\/06\/11\/les-chaussures-ou-comment-eviter-de-finir-en-pieds-nus-a-23h14\/","title":{"rendered":"LES CHAUSSURES OU COMMENT \u00c9VITER DE FINIR EN PIEDS NUS \u00c0 23H14"},"content":{"rendered":"

(s\u00e9rie pr\u00e9ventive \u00e0 destination des gens qui disent \u00ab t\u2019inqui\u00e8te je g\u00e8re \u00bb. Derni\u00e8res recommandations pour les innocents de la fosse)<\/em><\/p>\n

Avant de parler groupes, fosse, bi\u00e8re ti\u00e8de et d\u00e9cisions regrettables, il faut parler du premier \u00e9quipement de survie du festivalier : les chaussures.<\/p>\n

J\u2019en ai d\u00e9j\u00e0 parl\u00e9. Je sais.<\/p>\n

Mais je peux pas lancer cette s\u00e9rie sans ce point fondamental.<\/p>\n

Si t\u2019as mal aux pieds, tu profites de rien du tout.<\/p>\n

Fin du d\u00e9bat.<\/p>\n

Et pourtant, chaque ann\u00e9e, des gens arrivent avec un optimisme totalement injustifi\u00e9.<\/p>\n

DIAGNOSTIC<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nous observons r\u00e9guli\u00e8rement :<\/p>\n

\u2705 chaussures neuves
\n\u2705 Converse blanches pour aucune raison
\n\u2705 chaussures jolies mais inutiles
\n\u2705 semelles de papier \u00e0 cigarette
\n\u2705 fermeture douteuse
\n\u2705 confiance excessive<\/p>\n

R\u00e9sultat :<\/p>\n

\u2705 ampoules
\n\u2705 douleurs
\n\u2705 abandon de mission
\n\u2705 achat d\u2019urgence de claquettes
\n\u2705 pieds expos\u00e9s en zone hostile<\/p>\n

\u00c0 FAIRE<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2705 prendre des chaussures d\u00e9j\u00e0 faites \u00e0 votre pied
\n\u2705 pr\u00e9voir de vraies chaussettes
\n\u2705 v\u00e9rifier la m\u00e9t\u00e9o
\n\u2705 privil\u00e9gier le confort \u00e0 l\u2019esth\u00e9tique
\n\u2705 accepter que personne n\u2019a jamais gagn\u00e9 un festival gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 ses chaussures styl\u00e9es<\/p>\n

CONNERIE \u00c0 \u00c9VITER<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dire : \u00ab \u00c7a ira. \u00bb<\/p>\n

Non.<\/p>\n

\u00c7a n\u2019ira pas.<\/p>\n

Les quatre mots les plus dangereux de l\u2019histoire du festival sont :<\/p>\n

Elles sont neuves mais\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

RAPPEL SCIENTIFIQUE<\/strong><\/p>\n

Un festival, c\u2019est des kilom\u00e8tres de marche, des heures debout, des pi\u00e9tinements, des terrains improbables, des gens en rangers et aucune compassion pour les pieds mal pr\u00e9par\u00e9s.<\/p>\n

Darwin travaille sur le dossier depuis longtemps.<\/p>\n

CONCLUSION<\/strong><\/p>\n

Le type en tongs n\u2019est pas toujours un inconscient.<\/p>\n

Parfois, c\u2019est simplement un survivant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(s\u00e9rie pr\u00e9ventive \u00e0 destination des gens qui disent \u00ab t\u2019inqui\u00e8te je g\u00e8re \u00bb. Derni\u00e8res recommandations pour les innocents de la fosse) Avant de parler groupes, fosse, bi\u00e8re ti\u00e8de et d\u00e9cisions regrettables, il faut parler du premier \u00e9quipement de survie du festivalier : les chaussures. J\u2019en ai d\u00e9j\u00e0 parl\u00e9. Je sais. Mais je peux pas lancer […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1157,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,31],"tags":[1645,1646,1647,1436,306,1648,42,207,492,1507,959],"class_list":["post-1156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cartographie-de-fosse","category-mauvaises-decisions","tag-ampoules","tag-chaussures-confortables","tag-chaussures-festival","tag-concert","tag-conseils-festival","tag-equipement-festival","tag-festival","tag-fosse","tag-preparation-festival","tag-rock","tag-survie-festival"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1156"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1158,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156\/revisions\/1158"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}