{"id":1073,"date":"2026-05-17T19:07:00","date_gmt":"2026-05-17T19:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/?p=1073"},"modified":"2026-06-15T19:11:42","modified_gmt":"2026-06-15T19:11:42","slug":"breaking-news-jai-fait-un-reve-ou-lordi-avec-des-ailes-demoniaques-de-3-metres-denvergure-reprenait-papa-pingouin-a-leurovision","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/17\/breaking-news-jai-fait-un-reve-ou-lordi-avec-des-ailes-demoniaques-de-3-metres-denvergure-reprenait-papa-pingouin-a-leurovision\/","title":{"rendered":"BREAKING NEWS : J\u2019ai fait un r\u00eave o\u00f9 Lordi, avec des ailes d\u00e9moniaques de 3 m\u00e8tres d\u2019envergure, reprenait \u00ab Papa Pingouin \u00bb \u00e0 l\u2019Eurovision."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J\u2019ai tellement ri que j\u2019ai failli m\u2019\u00e9vanouir.<\/p>\n<p>#CrashNeurologiqueEnDirect<br \/>\n#PapaPingouinCore<br \/>\n#LordiSousCorticoides<br \/>\n#JeComprendsPlusRien<br \/>\n#EurovisionSousAcide<br \/>\n#FinlandePourquoi<br \/>\n#MonCerveauADecroche<br \/>\n#LeMondePartEnSucetteTotale<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update apr\u00e8s visionnage ce matin :<\/strong> Les ailes c\u2019\u00e9tait apr\u00e8s. Pour Papa pingouin il portait un petit chapeau.<\/p>\n<p>Le petit chapeau I \u2764\ufe0f Finlande, introduit une \u00e9nergie \u00ab animation camping municipal de l\u2019enfer. \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Le contraste est insoutenable :<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>armure d\u00e9moniaque infernale<\/li>\n<li>griffes de cr\u00e9ature antique<\/li>\n<li>regard de n\u00e9cromancien fatigu\u00e9<\/li>\n<li>petit canotier Finlande.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>On dirait :<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>un d\u00e9mon qui fait une animation au Center Parcs<\/li>\n<li>Satan en voyage scolaire<\/li>\n<li>un boss de Doom recrut\u00e9 pour une f\u00eate de village nordique<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Je ris encore plus ..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J\u2019ai tellement ri que j\u2019ai failli m\u2019\u00e9vanouir. #CrashNeurologiqueEnDirect #PapaPingouinCore #LordiSousCorticoides #JeComprendsPlusRien #EurovisionSousAcide #FinlandePourquoi #MonCerveauADecroche #LeMondePartEnSucetteTotale Update apr\u00e8s visionnage ce matin : Les ailes c\u2019\u00e9tait apr\u00e8s. Pour Papa pingouin il portait un petit chapeau. Le petit chapeau I \u2764\ufe0f Finlande, introduit une \u00e9nergie \u00ab animation camping municipal de l\u2019enfer. \u00bb Le contraste est insoutenable : armure [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1074,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[1508,1505,1506,1504,268,1362,1501,1456,1502,1503,1507],"class_list":["post-1073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-actualites-de-fosse","tag-chanson-francaise","tag-culture-pop","tag-eurovision","tag-finlande","tag-fosse-commune","tag-humour-musical","tag-lordi","tag-metal","tag-papa-pingouin","tag-reve-absurde","tag-rock"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1073"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1075,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073\/revisions\/1075"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fossecommune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}